Some of you have already seen this....

You know, every time someone says, "Well, humans are the only living things that do [Insert depravity here]." I want to show them something like this.

Seals shouldn't let seals beergoggle, man. It's just wrong.

I am reminded of a George Carlin routine:

"You know, I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2s. And I think that oughta count.

Never fucked a 1. You gotta be druuuuunk to fuck a 1. But some guys'll fuck anything....

'Hey, let'sh fuck her!'

'That's a signpost, Bob.'

'Weeeeelll... let'sh give it a shot!'"