Some of you have already seen this....
May. 2nd, 2008 04:41 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
You know, every time someone says, "Well, humans are the only living things that do [Insert depravity here]." I want to show them something like this.
Seals shouldn't let seals beergoggle, man. It's just wrong.
I am reminded of a George Carlin routine:
"You know, I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2s. And I think that oughta count.
Never fucked a 1. You gotta be druuuuunk to fuck a 1. But some guys'll fuck anything....
'Hey, let'sh fuck her!'
'That's a signpost, Bob.'
'Weeeeelll... let'sh give it a shot!'"
Seals shouldn't let seals beergoggle, man. It's just wrong.
I am reminded of a George Carlin routine:
"You know, I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2s. And I think that oughta count.
Never fucked a 1. You gotta be druuuuunk to fuck a 1. But some guys'll fuck anything....
'Hey, let'sh fuck her!'
'That's a signpost, Bob.'
'Weeeeelll... let'sh give it a shot!'"
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Date: 2008-05-02 10:16 pm (UTC)Everything else now makes sense. :)
(Sorry if you get a double post - LJ logged me out when I first replied. the second time it directed me to a SixApart page. *shrugs*)
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Date: 2008-05-02 10:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-05-02 10:30 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-05-02 10:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-05-02 10:33 pm (UTC)Which is a shame.