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Dear Thor, Susano, Zeus, Thunderbird, and Assorted Other Powers of Weather:

Okay. We get it. We understand that y'all are big, bad weather gods. We fathom the power that you have at your fingertips. We comprehend the massive and pervasive influence of the weather. We grok the rain.

Now, stop it. Please. Or at least move it. I understand that Iowa could do with some cooling down.

Thanks,

Ebony