Quote of the Past

[ebony14]

"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! I did not come here tonight to make you laugh! I came here to sell you something! And I want ya to pay particular attention, because The Amazing Master Tool Corporation, a subsidiary of Fly By Night Industries has entrusted who? -- me! -- to show you! -- the handiest and the dandiest kitchen tool you've ever seen, and don't ya wanna know how it works! First you take an ordinary apple! You place the apple between the patented pans! Then you reach for the tool that is not a slicer, not a dicer, not a chopper in a hopper! What in the hell can it possibly be? SLEDGE-O-MATIC!" - Gallagher

Comments

[sternbunny.livejournal.com]

"Tonight, there will be people here who will say, 'He didn't get me with _nuthin_...until he smacked that f**n' Jello..."

Beth

[ladyjendifi.livejournal.com]

:)

[badnoodles.livejournal.com]

Apropos of nothing, I love your new-ish icon. He is one cool (if somewhat ill-tempered) lizard.

[autodidacticphd.livejournal.com]

for some strange reason i got all the way to "between the patented pans" before i realized that it was not a Dan Ackroyd skit from SNL.

oh great Gallagher, how could i have forgotten you?

[ebony14.livejournal.com]

Sledge-O-Matic, Bass-O-Matic ... both comic gold.

[(Anonymous)]

I used to love him! Even saw him live once! We had the "good" seats, well outside the splash zone :)

[ebony14.livejournal.com]

Arguably, those weren't good seats. :)